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aminoasinine:

brainwolves:

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

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know the difference

land-of-shitposts-and-sads:

thegmsighs:

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

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Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

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Drake: 4 legs, flightless

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Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

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Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

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Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

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Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

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Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

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Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

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as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

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tennantstype40:

lornacrowley:

ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle

goin to chipotlé with aristotlé

goin to chipottle with aristottle

goin to chipottle with aristotlé

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